"Too immigrant for white people.
Too white for immigrant people."
- Anyone born in a white culture with parents born overseas  (via timetravelings)

part two [part one here]


you don’t even know ONE THING i didn’t even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and i didn’t even do it ONCE

bae: come over
me: i just got a full energy refill on kim kardashian hollywood
bae: my parents aren't home
me: did i fucking stutter

Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.


"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"



Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you… I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family’s expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.

Tradition, timeless, immortal… Wimbledon.