bae: come over
me: i just got a full energy refill on kim kardashian hollywood
bae: my parents aren't home
me: did i fucking stutter

Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.


"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"



Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you… I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family’s expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.

Tradition, timeless, immortal… Wimbledon.


to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/


…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”