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kingjaffejoffer:

Good ole fox news

kingjaffejoffer:

Good ole fox news







"Too immigrant for white people.
Too white for immigrant people."
- Anyone born in a white culture with parents born overseas  (via timetravelings)



part two [part one here]




mrbenwyatt:

you don’t even know ONE THING i didn’t even say ONE THING and then she asked me the WHOLE THING and i didn’t even do it ONCE




bae: come over
me: i just got a full energy refill on kim kardashian hollywood
bae: my parents aren't home
me: did i fucking stutter



Sometimes it is the people who no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.




factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”